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تاریخ:سه شنبه 3 دی 1392-09:19 ب.ظ

1.                     

4yrs
40subjects
400experiments
4000assignments
40000hrs

A normal human CANNOT do it

Those super heroes are called
ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineer’s Day

2.                     

We build the world (Civil Engr(
We build the magic world (Comp. Engr(
We connect the world (Elec & Comm. Engr(
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engr(
We move the world (Mechanical engr(

PROUD TO B AN ENGINEER

3.                     

Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called SAINTS
Now they are called ENGINEERS

HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY

4.                     

Someone just sent me a SMS for engineers' day and much to my dismay she is an engineer 

I told her Engineers' day is celebrated tomorrow. She told me, OK 

Read it tomorrow again

5.                     

Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships

That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests 

and other people
who can’t handle the truth

6.                     

I can write 70 words per minute but I can't read my own Handwriting
I spend more time with my teachers Than with my Family
I know the EULERS's theorem but not my Shirt size
I have no Life & can Prove it Mathematically
I can translate English into Binary
But 40 marks out of 100 is Heaven for me
My xerox bills are way higher than my mobile bills 
Yes.. I am a student of engineering

7.                     

One has to look out for engineers – they begin with sewing machines and end up 

with the atomic bomb

8.                     

Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the 

forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race 


9.                     

Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature

available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which will 

perform optimally and economically. — L. M. K. Boelter

10.                

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available 

they will create their own problems. - Scott Adams

11.                

ENGINEERING : An art of
making things interesting
easier and friendly

12.                

Engineering is the professional art of applying science to

the optimum conversion of natural resources to the benefit of man

13.                

Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature
available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which
will perform optimally and economically

14.                

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person 

who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible

15.                

You can be a Doctor and save lives
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives
You can be a Soldier and protect lives
But why to play with others’ lives
So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives

     Happy Engineers Day


16.                

The graduate with a Science degree asks, Why does it work
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, How does it work
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, How much will it cost
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, Do you want fries with that

17.                

we design
we construct
we observe
we initiate
we drive
we move
we accelerate the world
we are the gears of progress
we are the future of the nation
we are the engineers
and I am proud to be an engineer

      HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL MY ENGINEER
      FRIENDS

18.                

Four Engineers get in a car. The car won’t start

The Mechanical Engineer says: It’s a broken starter

The Electrical Engineer says: Dead battery

The Chemical Engineer says: Impurities in the gasoline

The Computer Engineer says: Hey guys, I have an idea! How about

we all get out of the car and get back in

19.               

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets

20.                

We r Cheaters.. But v dont cheat Humanity
We hate Study.. But v love Technology
We flirt with flirters.. But v ♥ lovers
World cant Change us, But v can change the World
We dont hav Books in Hand.. But hav Revolutionary Ideas in Mind
We r d rarest common Race on Earth
Meet us.. We r d ENGINEERS
HAPPY ENGINEERING DAY to all

21.                

When I was Kid I planned to join Engineering
I was proud and my parents were tensed
.
Now I am an Engineer and
.
.
.
.
My parents are proud and I am tensed

22.                

Engineering is d art of organizing and directing men and controlling d forces

and materials of nature for d benefits of d human race
Hope we’ll too soon become a successful & skilled engineer,n make some 

of our contribution in d development process.

23.                

What is the definition of an engineer
Answer: Someone who solves a problem
you didn’t know you had, in a way you
don’t understand

24.                

Engineer Means
E-eager

N-non stop
G-genius
I-intelligent
N-nation’s power
E-effortmaker
E-excellence
R-rider

25.                

When we have completed our task
all can see
that the dreams and plans have materialized
for the comfort and welfare of all

26.                

I am an Engineer
I serve mankind
by making dreams come true
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL ENGINEERS

 




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